Anonymous asked: Well you aren't wrong. But don't worry. I've called Seb back. For now. -JM

I’m curious. I’m going to be off the internet for possibly seven whole weeks. If you get annoyed at Olivia for having disappeared for a day, how will you cope when I’m gone for seven weeks?

Anonymous asked: Why? Because you don't think I'd go through with it? -JM

I think it’d take a helluva a lot for you to actually be convinced to get your own hands dirty.

Anonymous asked: I don't get my hands dirty, my pet. You should know that. -JM

Yes, I’m aware of that. Which is why I’m saying if it were you, I’d step back. Seb, no.

Anonymous asked: Ooh. Protective now. This should be fun. -JM

If it were *you* going after her, I might step back. Seb? No. That animal is staying away from her.

Anonymous asked: She won't like it. Though I think Sebby would enjoy it immensely. -JM

Right, Sebastian Moran is staying away from my best friend.

Anonymous asked: Mm. And don't stop. I do love to watch you do that. But I'm afraid I might have to do something about your friend. -JM

Oh, I’m so glad. Because I wouldn’t stop even if you told me to.

Like what, exactly?

knoxtinymoons:

papercup428:

The Perks of Being A Wallflower

WHY?! HOW IS THAT EVEN FAIR?!? >:@ (And by ‘that’ I mean that this video is ‘not available in your region’. It’s the fucking internet! Dammit! >:/ ). 

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Anonymous asked: Don't get cocky. And you might want to warn your friend that ignoring me is a very bad idea. -JM

Honey, I’m already cocky. Just watch me strut my stuff.

And I just did. She didn’t sound very convinced.

Re-posting this because it’s one of my favourites.

sharktopus-strikes-again:

How could this amazing artwork not make you flail with delight?! Plus the comic is really  cute!

By: Verilyvexed

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Anonymous asked: Oh, Sebby wouldn't kill me. I thought he might. I did try. But you were right. This is very curious. -JM

Ha. What did I tell you? I’m going to dance around the room triumphantly now, thank you.